do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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