Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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