don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
