His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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