so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want to have your abortion
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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