problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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