she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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