What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
The air taste purple.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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