How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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