Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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