Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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