Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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