Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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