is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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