Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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