oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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