I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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