Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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