If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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