so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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