I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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