i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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