Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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