so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
