Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
