drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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