I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
you never un-have a 4some
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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