is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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