problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
