How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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