I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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