Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
