If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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