everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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