and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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