WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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