What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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