If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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