i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i think my mom watched the whole time
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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