Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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