But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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