just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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