I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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