i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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