it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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