It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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