We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Randomize
