How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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