honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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