we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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